But I thought everybody KNEW that we liberals were all a bunch of miserable, evil, godless, atheistic, Al Queda-supporting, anti-American, anti-business, anti-capitalist, anti-gun, anti-Israeli, anti-Second Amendment, anti-Tea Party, anything goes, Ayn Rand-hating, Biden-supporting, business-hating, Christian-persecuting, conservative-b…
But I thought everybody KNEW that we liberals were all a bunch of miserable, evil, godless, atheistic, Al Queda-supporting, anti-American, anti-business, anti-capitalist, anti-gun, anti-Israeli, anti-Second Amendment, anti-Tea Party, anything goes, Ayn Rand-hating, Biden-supporting, business-hating, Christian-persecuting, conservative-baiting, Department of Education-supporting, doesn’t support the military or the troops or the war, economy-wrecking, environmentalist whacko, everything is relative, EVILutionist, existentialist, feminazi, free enterprise hating, fundie-hating, gay marriage-supporting, global warming-supporting, hippie love, homersheckshural, Humvee-hating, if it feels good do it, illegal immigrants coddling, insurgency-supporting, Iran-coddling, Jesus-hating, mark of the beast, Muslim terrorist-supporting, National Education Association–supporting, Obamacare-creating, one world government supporting, pro-abortion, pro-Biden, pro-book, pro-breastfeeding in public, pro-European Union, pro-government schools, pro-increasing the minimum wage, pro-literacy, pro-Palestinian, pro-regulation, pro-science, pro-teaching about homersheckshurality as a normal lifestyle, pro-teaching evolution, pro-union, Republican Party-bashing, secular humanist, sodomy “pride”, tax and spend, treehugger, Trilateralist, Trump-hating, U.N. supporting, U.S. sovereignty and exceptionalism-rejecting, wants the terrorists to win the War on Terror, wants to force Americans to accept socialized medicine and condoms and age appropriate sex education in our school and Lord knows what all, Antifa, Black Lives Matter, Communist, DEMONcratic, far-left, far-right, Fascist, Islamofascist, leftist, LIEberal, Leninist, Marxist, Maoist, Nazi, neo-Confederate, Pacifist, reactionary, revolutionist, Socialist, Stalinist, Trotskyite, Angela Merkel-loving, body-piercing, government-expanding, holistic-wacko, Hollywood-loving, Kum Bah Yah-singing, latte-drinking, neurotic, New York Times-reading, perverted, pierced-nose, sushi-eating, tax-hiking, tofu-chomping, vegan, Volvo-driving, weenie, left-wing freak show SOCIALIST COMMIE PINKOS who HATE AMERICA and HATE OUR FREEDOMS and WANT BIG BROTHER TO DICTATE EVERY ASPECT OF OUR LIVES!
TRUE CHRISTIANS UNITE!™
GOD'S LAW IS CLEAR -- THE PENALTY SEVERE!!
YOU DON’T BREAK GOD’S LAWS — GOD’S LAWS BREAK YOU!!!
MAGA yesterday! MAGA today!! MAGA forevermore!!!!
Now, if you're a conservative, doesn't that make you feel like you've got the love of Jesus, love of Jesus down in your heart?
But I thought everybody KNEW that we liberals were all a bunch of miserable, evil, godless, atheistic, Al Queda-supporting, anti-American, anti-business, anti-capitalist, anti-gun, anti-Israeli, anti-Second Amendment, anti-Tea Party, anything goes, Ayn Rand-hating, Biden-supporting, business-hating, Christian-persecuting, conservative-baiting, Department of Education-supporting, doesn’t support the military or the troops or the war, economy-wrecking, environmentalist whacko, everything is relative, EVILutionist, existentialist, feminazi, free enterprise hating, fundie-hating, gay marriage-supporting, global warming-supporting, hippie love, homersheckshural, Humvee-hating, if it feels good do it, illegal immigrants coddling, insurgency-supporting, Iran-coddling, Jesus-hating, mark of the beast, Muslim terrorist-supporting, National Education Association–supporting, Obamacare-creating, one world government supporting, pro-abortion, pro-Biden, pro-book, pro-breastfeeding in public, pro-European Union, pro-government schools, pro-increasing the minimum wage, pro-literacy, pro-Palestinian, pro-regulation, pro-science, pro-teaching about homersheckshurality as a normal lifestyle, pro-teaching evolution, pro-union, Republican Party-bashing, secular humanist, sodomy “pride”, tax and spend, treehugger, Trilateralist, Trump-hating, U.N. supporting, U.S. sovereignty and exceptionalism-rejecting, wants the terrorists to win the War on Terror, wants to force Americans to accept socialized medicine and condoms and age appropriate sex education in our school and Lord knows what all, Antifa, Black Lives Matter, Communist, DEMONcratic, far-left, far-right, Fascist, Islamofascist, leftist, LIEberal, Leninist, Marxist, Maoist, Nazi, neo-Confederate, Pacifist, reactionary, revolutionist, Socialist, Stalinist, Trotskyite, Angela Merkel-loving, body-piercing, government-expanding, holistic-wacko, Hollywood-loving, Kum Bah Yah-singing, latte-drinking, neurotic, New York Times-reading, perverted, pierced-nose, sushi-eating, tax-hiking, tofu-chomping, vegan, Volvo-driving, weenie, left-wing freak show SOCIALIST COMMIE PINKOS who HATE AMERICA and HATE OUR FREEDOMS and WANT BIG BROTHER TO DICTATE EVERY ASPECT OF OUR LIVES!
TRUE CHRISTIANS UNITE!™
GOD'S LAW IS CLEAR -- THE PENALTY SEVERE!!
YOU DON’T BREAK GOD’S LAWS — GOD’S LAWS BREAK YOU!!!
MAGA yesterday! MAGA today!! MAGA forevermore!!!!
Now, if you're a conservative, doesn't that make you feel like you've got the love of Jesus, love of Jesus down in your heart?
/scathing_snarkasm
very clever! And not at all insane. I suspect that Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson would approve.
Whew! That was a lot to read in one breath! I managed . . . barely. Thanks, I think, for the list.
I was a couple of lines in before I realized the list was alphabetized.
You forgot baby eating and satan worshipping.
We better agree with conservatives or get labeled as one of the above